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Old 12-23-2010, 01:01 AM
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Hey pals, Salty has pointed out the technical and rational argument for 'why' you should have a legit pvp server. I'm here to point out the irrational and more fun reasons why you should.

PVP is fun as fuck, most of the bluebies on this server are like virgins and need to get fucked, then they will love it. They will be redbees. And you will provide the ultimate playground for them. It will entice new players. The fact that you offer a blue and red server of legit/classic quality with a slow leveling pace will create the ultimate emu monopoly. You will entice more developers and expand your horizons. But mostly, you will entice me to play, and the celebrity factor of the drunken wheelchair monk. I guarantee all the lurking players on the VZTZ forum, which numbers in the 100s im sure, who aren't playing, would all LEAP at a peq99 pvp server. I like vz/tz. Its fun. But a PEQ99 server with the amount of players you push each night is pure win. bring that win to a new level, like wheaties in chocolate milk, no fuck that, like BACON in chocolate milk, becuase bacon makes everthing better, like sex, bacon sex; that's what a PEQ pvp server is. do it.
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