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Old 07-05-2015, 09:31 AM
Portasaurus Portasaurus is offline
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Default BUMFIGHTS TONIGHT!!!

THE 11.5 HOUR COUNTDOWN HAS BEGUN!!

P99 BUMFIGHTS LEVEL 1 BOXING TOURNAMENT

GENERAL RULES

1. Level 1
2. You must be as drunk as possible (we will hand out booze before you fight)
3. No weapons / items / potions
4. No armor
5. No buffs or outside assistance
6. No otherwise unspecified cheating
7. Single elimination tournament
8. Prize for most consecutive wins
9. Prize for last-bum-standing
10. All participants MUST HAVE FUN


Details

Fighters who wish to participate should gather around the Bumfights ring (in the back of the EC Tunnel, near Shady) before 9PM Eastern tonight. We will /ran 100 to determine the combatants of the matches.

The winner of each fight will "keep the ring" and face new challengers until they are defeated. If you get knocked out of the tournament, you are done and the ring belongs to the winner until they lose.

Prizes will be awarded to the contestant who keeps the ring the longest (largest winning streak), as well as the last-bum-standing.

If a fight is deemed to be "dragging" a random weapon will be dropped on the ground by the officiant of the fight to help inspire larger degrees of violence.

If you wish to fight your main in a featured match, please send me a PM on the forums TODAY and let me know your toon name, level, class, and race.

Complimentary ports will be provided by participating Dial-a-Port druids and wizards from all rings and spires between 8 and 9PM in case you want to roll an ogre or iksar or something else from a faraway land.

If you cheat and we find out, you will be EXECUTED on the spot in front of everybody for maximum entertainment value.

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