Take it from Harrison, guys.
I mean, sure, he may be a fat slob with a receding hairline who is unable to satisfy his girlfriend (cheated on him with his bf, upon which he childishly posts her personal info on Livejournal); who fabricates military "combat" experience to impress people on the internet and then gets caught lying; and who gets the living shit beaten out of him in a bar for running his fat yap.
BUT, he always remembers to use "an" instead of "a."
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