[toyodafenninro]

This story cannot possibly be true. Clearly, the pharmers every TMO member pays in gold bullion were playing our toons that night. I'm guessing it was a Friday, right? Night before Christmas?

Yea, on Fridays we aren't online because we take turns mugging people when they come out of food banks.

We often post pics of that - there's a point system. Whoever wins each week gets to group cyber all of the female members we treat like whores. They don't get to come to the food banks either - they're busy making us Christmas pie.