And after calming me down
With some orange slices
And some fetal spooning,
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose.
He said:
"You are the Chosen One,
The One who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not."
Me? The Chosen One?
They chose me!!!
And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.
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