I sexually Identify as a Kiting Bard. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Overthere dropping hot sticky trains on disgusting Druids sitting at the Skyfire zoneline. People say to me that a person being a Kiting Bard is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install 8 spell slots, a Lute of the Howler and Singing Short Swords on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Zandercocke" and respect my right to kite every fucking mob in your zone. If you can't accept me you're a bardiphobe and need to check your mobcount privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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