Druid, specifically Hoobit.
Tough to beat a shortie who can drop Lord of the Rings references (po-tae-toes), and items like the Wee Harvester and Small Scarab Helm just make them so damn unique and funny.
On Live I played a Bard and was insanely jealous of how Druids could just jump around to any part of the world instantly. I always hated being forced to ride boats when I was short on time, or be forced to beg a porter to get a ride to a far-off continent and/or evac out of a dungeon.
I swear I had so damn much trouble finding a port on Live. Wizard would never be my bag just due to all the downtime, so Druid it is.
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...plus noobs love us. and I <3 noobs.