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Originally Posted by Lorian
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Explain why would a moon cat would be any worse than a jungle lizard??
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Isn't it obvious? They're furry! And if you don't lock them out of the nursery they'll sleep on the baby's face and smother it! Most importantly tho, cats are good for chasing the little red dot from a laser pointer and forcing you to vacuum 63x as often as any sane human being would ever choose, it would be heretical and blasphemous to repurpose them for use outside of their divinely ordained place in the world.