"I gotta take a shit, dude... bio break."
"Me too. Can't wait... been brewing this deuce forever."
"... it's just us two. We can't both bio break at the same time."
"I have to take a huge dump. Right now. Can you wait?"
"No, it's about to come out sideways."
"Fuck. What do we do?"
"Lets hurry it up and pinch it off ASAP, before the roamer comes through... hope for the best."
"Okay, I'll try to shit real fast."
"One, two, three, go...."
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