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Originally Posted by Swyft
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Dude you don't even have the balls to kill people in a video game, you ain't getting any chicks and if ya did it would be the type of chick that had to tie a steak around her neck just so the dog would play with her.
There are five real life chicks in your own guild and I'm the only one who knows who all five are, you know why they told me and not their own guildmates...cuz chicks can smell beta male from a mile away and steer clear.
I'm not socially inept, I'm a crazy asshole. That's why you have to cuddle with the chicks I don't call back
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