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Originally Posted by Glenzig
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4. Why are you obsessed with this game to the point of trying to use it as a pick up line?
5. You will never actually talk to a woman in real life because you are socially inept.
6.I never went out to try to pick up chicks. They came to me. When I found the one that I deemed sufficient, I married her.
Sorry you can't be a 6 like me. Great leader board stats though.
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Dude you don't even have the balls to kill people in a video game, you ain't getting any chicks and if ya did it would be the type of chick that had to tie a steak around her neck just so the dog would play with her.
There are five real life chicks in your own guild and I'm the only one who knows who all five are, you know why they told me and not their own guildmates...cuz chicks can smell beta male from a mile away and steer clear.
I'm not socially inept, I'm a crazy asshole. That's why you have to cuddle with the chicks I don't call back
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