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Old 02-27-2015, 02:20 PM
Glenzig Glenzig is offline
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Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Listen man were all a buncha nerds that play this game but if you had to justify your play time here to a chick you wanted to bang, what answer would most likely end in a handjob...

1. I like to spend time with different men from around the world just enjoying their company.

2. It's really fun getting new wardrobe pieces to make my video game character look prettier.

3. I just like to log on and kill a buncha nerds and watch them get mad about it.
4. Why are you obsessed with this game to the point of trying to use it as a pick up line?

5. You will never actually talk to a woman in real life because you are socially inept.

6.I never went out to try to pick up chicks. They came to me. When I found the one that I deemed sufficient, I married her.

Sorry you can't be a 6 like me. Great leader board stats though.