2001 Toyota Camry. Currently worth what I paid for it 45,000 miles ago. Mexicans constantly leaving notes on it wanting to buy it. I get in it, put in a key, the wheels turn, and 19 minutes later I'm at school. Car is loyal, dependable, and full of memories. When it finally dies 500,000 miles from now, I'm going to bury it on my property. When I die, I'm going to have them dig down to it and put me in the trunk.
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