Virginia Gazette Headline:
"Cyber violence sprawls into the streets"
A man was taken into custody today after breaking and entering a local business in an attempt to flee a physical confrontation believed to be the result of a dispute on the internet.
The man, when asked why he shattered the glass door of the closed bagel shop, replied "I was just trying to plug, man. I didn't want any Yellow Text!"
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