The Burger King "Big Fish Sandwich"
We'll start with
10 points, assuming this will be the best fish sandwich I've ever eaten.
Initial impressions: First of all, this isn't a "big" fish sandwich. It's pretty small, actually. A fish sandwich should have a fish plank that hangs over either side of the bun.
Minus 1 point for false advertising. Also, the fish is a square.
A square. This kind of geometry is okay for a Wendy's hamburger, because I mean come on, it's ground beef. You could make a hamburger a triangle or a star (or even a rhombus) and that's okay because ground beef is pliable and generally weird.
Why is this fish a square? Minus another point. Also, is that a
PICKLE I see in this sandwich?
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First bite: Yep, that's a pickle.
Minus 2 more points.
Second bite: OK I appear to have gotten most of the biggest pickle chunk out of the way with that first bite. Pickle to fish ratio was way off in that first bite.
Minus an additional point because this whole pickle thing is really frustrating me. Why are there ANY pickles on this sandwich? Don't get me wrong... I love pickles in the right environment. This is not the right environment. I might actually write a letter to Burger King about this.
Remaining bites: These pickles are ruining this fish sandwich.
At least there isn't any cheese on it (+1 point)
Overall:
5 out of 10
If I throw up, I'm taking away the rest of the points. I'll update the thread in a few days.
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