Juntsie tink dis entire dispute ridiculous joke and raider dat oppose equitable distrobution of merbs need to put down poopsock and learn to live.
Juntsie stand by long-time policy of GM-enforced equitable rotation for all guild wit ability to bash mob and no variance (wit plenty of time after pop for engage, so no stupid tracking or poopsock silliness).
Neckbeard psuedo-legal documents and backroom dealings NOT CLASSIC.
Fix server by: (1) impose equitable GM-enforced rotation between all raid guilds [fun from bashing mob should be more important dan stupid 15 year old pixels]; (2) make new blue server dat have no rotation requirement and bare minimum PnP to give true neckbeard option [no one will play on dis server, and it will die quickly, cuz no one truly enjoy stupid tings like poopsock and tracking]; (3) kill da variance, it only cause poopsock to become full; (4) release Velious; (5) wipe blue servers clean; (6) grant Juntsie honorary GM status and authorize him to solve raid dispute with swift, off-the-cuff, in game justice; (7) pay Juntsie reasoanble hourly rate for his dispute resolution GM services; and (8) write special rule that confirm no conflict of interest when GM Juntsie engages in intimate swampy encounters wit HOT FEMALES in various raid guilds dat he baby-sits.
DO THIS AND ALL WILL PROFIT. FAIL TO DO DIS AND ALL WILL BE LOST.
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Juntsie Grobbstein (Green)
Juntsie Professional & Shaman Services, LLC
Licensed Troll Professional (J.D., M.D., Th.D., R.D., R.C.C., Ph.D., C.P.A., L.S.L.P)
Known Associates: Oakenhops Valebrewer (51 Druid <Dial a Port>); Korezril (50 Monk <Ancient Blood>) ; Xeirella L'Veldriss (52 Necro)
Professional troll services fer gud rates, including da raid dispute resolution. Dis message confidential and not intended for tax purpose. Protect swamp. Tink green before print.
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