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Old 01-23-2015, 07:28 PM
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Sucks man. Losing a dog is ultra shitty.

Check with your local vet - some are willing to drive out to your house to do in-home put downs. Get the fella a big mac before he goes.
When he was little he was super fast. My buddies and I always hung out in our neighborhood cul-de-sac and just dicked around on our bikes because we had nothing better to do in middle school.

One day, Shadow got out of my house when someone opened the door and took off running around the neighborhood; he usually didn't come when you called him outside. The closer you got to him, the more he would run away. Now my buddy had just gotten back from McDonald's drive through. I had the great idea that we would lure him back into the house with the a double cheeseburger.

I placed the double cheeseburger, still wrapped, in front of his face. He lunged so fast at that cheeseburger and took off with the wrapped burger in his mouth. When I finally caught him, I attempted to grab the burger out of his mouth which subsequently led to the wrapper ripping right off the burger instead of the burger being pulled out of his mouth. Shadow had the hugest looking dog smile as he ran off with an unwrapped double cheeseburger in his mouth. Obviously, he ate the whole thing. Sorry about your McDonald's, Julian.
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