yeah well, lord bob showed up with their fresh recruits and started training shrooms on everyone. apparently they have their COTH mage sitting down in the water near ilis jail, too fucking dumb to get him to poop mountain, so right before our force of, albeit about 70 players, goes to the engage, lord bob comes peeling around the corner with 20 shrooms on their tail like a god damn hippy at a light show
trak immediatley shroomed chest all the way back to work. without our glorious leader we were completely immobilize. i mean holy shit, clerics stopped even healing. i've never seen so many rogues go AFK at once. it was like a chicken with his fucking wings snapped and his head stuffed up his asshole. I was tanking and stopped attacking and taunting because I figured it was better to just let aggro switch elsewhere and avoid getting killed.. can't lost that xp nawmean
so at this point 90% of our raid is blind and poisoned. druids are dropping like flies. lord bob is all dead, their corpses strewn across the lair and the shrooms have now aggroed bda's blind, poisoned, half dead raid force. trak has Nibblewitz bent over and is sodomizing that poor gnome (RIP).
Sirken flies in and suspends everyone. even trak. All my suspicions are confirmed. BDA brass working in league with lord bob to cause civil unrest. This is going to be it. we're all fucked. you should have listened to me a few days ago when this could have been prevented.
luckily I am a halfling so I burn my WC cap and run back to Rivervale, where I am currently being nursed back to health.
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