Just drove Porsche filled with Quidditch broom sticks through Slathar's living room, killing him instantly and shattering my windshield. His mom in the kitchen slipped with a plate of pizza rolls in her hand and they all fell perfectly into my lap, where I ate them and watched the computer screen I barely missed. Roberto stood AFK at Seb orb and died to Qazzaz.
I backed out to see Lite handcuffed by border patrol on the sidewalk, and then this forum account got banned.
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