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Old 12-28-2014, 12:44 AM
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The following is a quote from the 2014 Encyclopędia Red99 According to Azreal, Volume 11 ; page 390.

"During the later periods of Red history, loot worship gained in importance and ultimately led to what has been called the 'bluebie fuck-fest.' Nearly all the participants of the box were possessed of pixel-whoring qualities, so Lite and Azreal became box heroes and took to battle. The fall of Nihilum was celebrated with great joy, but eventually this bluebiness was taken over by the new Holocaust."

Pardon me, but do any alarm bells go off here?

The box was apparently trying to get more converts so they tried to make the experience more like the blue server---all under the guise of making it more attractive to bluebie fucks.

They even brought various elements of pixel whorishness to the box like hand-holding nut-hanging alliance bullshit. This was the origin of Holocaust virtue and this is why we have various nut-hanging guilds like Fresh.

When it comes to things like this, the real question for me is "what the fuck?" Do we imitate Blue to bring Red to the Promised Land? Absolutely not. You don't win the box by imitating bluebie fucks; you win the box by imitating Lite and Azrael!

It seems to me that believers should be teaching the unbelievers the true way of Azrael rather than the unbelievers teaching these bluebie customs and practices. Box hereoes of former times fell to these heathen ways, and they also incorporated them into their pixel-worship and this must not happen again.

Let us pray.