Originally Posted by Japan
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One, two, three and to the fo'
Slankylankylanky and Mr. Jap is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
('Cause you know about to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Halas and Freeport together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a "Sham" thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out shammies so we're craaaaazay!
R&F is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand
from a young Sham's perspective
And before me dig out a gnome I have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man
and learnin' her man - and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
(Yeah) And that's realer than Real-Deal Swishahouse
And now you hooka's and ho's know how I bounce
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Japan, creep to the mic like a phantom
Well I'm rollin', and I'm lollin', and I'm trollin'
But I damn near got banned, 'cause ol' Rogean kept scoldin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
with a lil shammy who can rap and control the buffs ho
At the same time with the dope slow that I kick
You know, and I know, I cast some ol' funky shit
to add to yo buff bar, the benefits are
unquestionably dope, take a toke, but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
on what me and my homeys from R&F came to do
It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this...
And who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill, til the next episode...
{*funky sample break*}
Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellified shaman lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a ol' batcha' collard greens
It's the capital J, oh yes I'm fresh, A single-P A
N from R&F, all D O double-Gs, ya see
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
Castin' buffs and clockin' a heal like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some muthafuckin' shaman shit
(Hell yeah) So Slank... (Whattup Jap?)
Gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?)
We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah)
And it's gotta kick mad ass (City of Halas!)
It's where it takes place - so when asked, yo' attention
Lootin' like a muh'fucka, but I ain't ninjain'
Droppin' the funky shit that's makin' the sucka shammies mumble
When I'm on the heals, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My muthafuckin' homie Slankylank has got my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'
And I'ma continue to put the buff down, put the slow down
And if yo bitches talk shit, I'll get my mac and mow down
Yeah, and you don't stop
I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, to the break of dawn
H-A-L-A-S in the north, and the city they call Freeport
Puttin' the shit together
Like my forum ***** purist, "Bush Knocked Down the Towaz"
Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this
And who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill, 'til the next episode...
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