[Korben]

How hard everyone here tried to make Red look so appealing. I came here to troll with Blue recruitment posts and after reading some of the posts here, all I can do is laugh.

Come play Red, pals, they said. Except if you're not in holocaust, you spend your time crying about how holocaust is too big and it's not fair that they're big mean bully jerks taking all your pixels. Come try Blue before it's too late.

Blue's a crootin.