[karsten]

I'm in an Iraqi internet cafe

well it's owned by Iraqis, but it's in Germany. I'm incognito posing as a German so that they don't suicide bomb me while I'm trying to update my facebook status.

NEways I thought I'd give a big wet sloppy shoutout to all of my cool friends. I heard from my french canadian pal that kunark is still six months away which is both LOL and sadfase at the same time.

Welp, I'm going to go flirt with some girls who have great tits and otherwise very few redeeming qualities. I hope to talk to more of you soon.

Hugs and kisses,
Karsten