ITT:
"I'M SO OPPRESSED. THE GMS ON A FREE EMULATOR THREW AN AWESOME, FUN EVENT FOR ALL, AND NOW THE EXCLUSIVITY OF MY ELF'S POLYGON ARMOR E-MONOPOLY IS THREATENED.
DON'T YOU REALIZE THIS GAME IS THE 3-D REPRESENTATION OF MY LIFE'S ASPIRATIONS? I"M SO ANGRY I'M NEVER GOING TO EVEN LOG IN AGAIN!
I WILL GET REVENGE! FEAR ME! FOR I AM GIRTH/PHEER/TALUVIL/AADIL/JEREMY THE MIGHTY! SCOURGE OF DRAGONS! FLAME OF KNIGHT! KING OF ELVES! I WILL TROUNCE VERILY ALL EVIL ORCS WITH MY MAGI--What? No, Mom! You said I had another 15 minutes tonight! That's not fair! I HATE YOU!!!!!!"
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