[Fourthmeal]

Oh god pals,

Last night I attended a Halloween party. I went sans costume. Being surrounded by hipsters, I decided I had to drink myself through the night. This was a bad option. I'm fairly certain I'm still drunk now. I puked in a myriad of front yards, out side of a car, along the freeway, etc. I may have also rolled down a hill or a set of stairs, I am not sure. My hands have grass all over them right now. I'm not too hung over, but I'm sure a hang over will settle in like an early morning fog soon enough. I think I will puke again soon.

-Fourthmeal