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Old 10-24-2014, 03:21 PM
Derubael Derubael is offline
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: Cabilis East, in the northwest corner of the zone-in from Field of Bone
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Originally Posted by Metallikus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
40 hours to CSR
40 hours to RNF
40 hours talking to umbrella on skype

not much time for exercise
confirmed mad, sad, fat
Thanks for highlighting everything I just said about why people like you don't deserve the privilege of playing here while demonstrating how much I care about people's ability to play here more perfectly than I ever could. We've been able to suspend/ban people for their actions on the forums for quite some time now, yet your account remains active, so at this point you're just screwing yourself before anyone is even able to gawk at your tinfoil theories and poorly constructed insults.

It's like you shoot yourself in an extremity every-time you open your mouth, and it just gets progressively worse as time goes on. Eventually Chest is going to get a call from the coroner explaining how you died from massive blood loss via the impossible ass-reaming you gave yourself while posting on this forum. Doctors will be baffled by this for centuries to come, the completion of the act itself remaining a mystery until the end of time.

I'd never thought I'd say this but I'm going to recommend Kagatob's Forumquest101 course. I've never actually sent anyone there, any he may not even take you, but with some luck and a bit of effort we may just save a young man's life. Good luck.


 
As a side note, my rant was only aimed at a small minority present on this server. The rest of you guys totally make it all worth it to let you keep enjoying this game we all love. I just kinda assumed everyone understood that, but then anthrax reminded me to never overestimate the intelligence of people on the internet. <3