#2. It's been hours of roaming the Commonlands for 'free n00b buffs' with no avail. A desperate zoning-out of a darkweed snake leaves me poisoned with less than a bub of HPs. I find shelter in a cave leading to what a legend tells me is the reclusive temple of Befallen. There, I'm haunted by recurring erotic dreams that seemingly last for hours on end, but for some reason never result in nocturnal emission. To make matters worse, my hands were stung badly by the darkweed snake and it's impossible for me to masturbate. When the torment becomes too much to bear, I stagger back into the Commonlands where I'm sure to finally succumb to my wounds. Instead, I'm found by your caravan where you bathe me and nurse me back to health. You take me to your tent and onto your feather bed where, after lathering us both with scented lubricating oils, you invite me to take you. Still, I hesitate.
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