Anyone who plays hockey* is hot as fuck. Would bang.
*DISCLAIMER: having 20 teeth or less may render a hockey player ineligible from this "hotness" designation. It depends on whether or not his front teeth remain. Back teeth? Fuck 'em. Whatever. Who cares.
I apologize, but as a female I am genetically predisposed to being attracted to men who WIN the fights, not the guys that LOSE.
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