[Raev]

AN ODE TO THE PALADIN

Originally Posted by Round One

You say, 'WHOA WHO LET A PALADIN IN HERE'
Pomma says, 'my fault 8)'
Smitherton says, 'Hes our backup dancer'
Brakon says, '!'
Smitherton says, 'God look at him'
Smitherton says, 'So majestic'
Lilman says, 'lol'
Smitherton says, 'Brakon put on the banana suit'
Brakon says, 'control yourself'
You say, 'majestically reducing his HP from 77 to 76% '
Pomma says, 'haha'
You say, 'flaming sword is baller as fuck though'
Smitherton says, 'You'll be in awe if he puts on the banana suit'
Brakon says, 'probably do 70%; of Raev's damage'
Smitherton says, 'Oh snap'
Brakon says, 'but with less xp penalty'
You say, 'hahahaha'
Lilman says, 'flaming sword is dope'
Smitherton says, 'Shots fired!'
You say, 'i'd guess its about half the dps'
You say, '70 vs 35'
Brakon says, '60%; at least, youre not considering my mad procs'
You say, 'but your paladin trash talking skills are pretty awesome'
Pomma says, 'on a positive note i can ToT this mob 3 times...amirite?'
Smitherton says, 'Brakon has a floating head'

Then tragedy strikes and Slowtastic dies!

Originally Posted by Round Two

You tell your party, 'i can drag you to the cleric'
You told smitherton, 'mind rezzing our shaman? Apparently he had a chat box up and was typing out his commands to some poor dude'
Smitherton tells you, 'Only if you profess your love of Paladins publicly to Brakon'
You told Smitherton, 'that could be amusing'
You told Smitherton, 'but logically he should be the one to do so, as he's the one who died!'
Smitherton tells you, 'Ahh but for him to do it he'd already be rezd'
Smitherton tells you, 'I require payment first!'
You say, 'Hail, Slowtastic's corpse'
You say out of character, 'AN ODE TO THE PALADIN'
You say out of character, 'PALADINS ARE BRAVE, PALADINS ARE TRUE'
You say out of character, 'WHEN YOU NEED A REZ, A PALADIN IS THERE FOR YOU'
You say out of character, '(best I can do on short notice)'
Orate says out of character, 'leave the rhyming to bards'
Brakon says out of character, 'What about paladin dps?'
You say out of character, 'I AM NOT A POET'
Brakon says out of character, 'give this man a rezz!'
Pomma says out of character, 'well deserved'
You say out of character, 'I shall leave it to orate to wax more fulsomely on the magic of paladins'
Brakon says, 'Slowtastic, do you need paladin buffs?'
You told Smitherton, 'fun times ;D'
Smitherton tells you, 'Next time we make the Pally rez him'

Sadly Orate has no sense of humor. Then Slowtastic dies yet again!

Originally Posted by Round Three

Lilman tells the group, 'if that cleric is still in here i can drag u to him'
You tell your party, 'BUT YOU MIGHT HAVE TO SING AN ODE TO THE PALADIN'
Lilman tells the group, 'lol'
You tell your party, 'presumably lilman is having trouble with his paladin limerick'
Slowtastic tells the group, 'lol what's the paladin making him do?'
Lilman tells the group, 'cleric is forcing the pally to rez'
Lilman tells the group, 'inc'
You tell your party, 'when I asked smitherton to rez you earlier slow'
You tell your party, 'he made me say something good about paladins'
Lilman tells the group, 'i rather like this dwarf'

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