Jack Wilson's Auction Tracker raped my dog and killed my wife, leaving our children without a mother. Every morning I wake up to feed them breakfast before they go to school, and they cry into their bowl of cheerios asking, "When is Mom coming home? Why is Scribbles walking bowlegged?" And I reply, "Jack Wilson's Auction Tracker is the reason, kids. That's why."
If Mr. Wilson would like to contact me regarding a defamation claim he can reach me at
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