Okay. The US government is actually run by an unknown conspiracy behind closed doors. Every mass murder and/or catastrophe in US history is fake (along with the moon landing). Elvis and JFK are alive and well, living la vida loca in an underground bunker at area 51 and jamming with all of the aliens that didn't get autopsied. At least half of the folks living in the US have been part of a government conspiracy at some point, and are keeping it mum.
Now what? Is there a plan to bring these horrible conspirators to their knees? Or should we all just build little compounds in Montana and hoard guns and ammo for the coming apocalypse?
Do tinfoil hats really work?
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