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Originally Posted by Kekephee
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Greengrocer's philantrophic programs in rural East Commonlands are responsible for the feeding of countless individuals who were unable to buy innkeeper goods by the tunnel due to systemic racial issues. Without Greengrocer, trolls, iksar, and ogres would have no means by which to obtain food except through third-party channels that have proved to be rife with exploitation.
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Juntsie hereby submit sworn testimony of community philantrophic, race relations, and food-distribution expert, Kekephee, to meat-spin motion record. Kekphee expert cuz he observe act of giving meat and other tum-tums in da tunnel. Juntsie submit Kekephee declaration attaching CV as exhibit if GM need.
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Juntsie Grobbstein (Green)
Juntsie Professional & Shaman Services, LLC
Licensed Troll Professional (J.D., M.D., Th.D., R.D., R.C.C., Ph.D., C.P.A., L.S.L.P)
Known Associates: Oakenhops Valebrewer (51 Druid <Dial a Port>); Korezril (50 Monk <Ancient Blood>) ; Xeirella L'Veldriss (52 Necro)
Professional troll services fer gud rates, including da raid dispute resolution. Dis message confidential and not intended for tax purpose. Protect swamp. Tink green before print.
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