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Old 08-15-2014, 04:49 PM
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For days, Filbus waited for the ship to arrive...
His third-cousin, Biteaucul, came to pray on his behalf
This cleric of Bristlebane, with whom our hero
had struck fear into the heart of Neriak

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They burned the bodies of any they could get their hands on
Railing at the heavens -- BRISTLEBANE!
Filbus screamed. He frothed at the mouth
YOU WILL ANSWER ME WHEN I CALL YOU!!

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And Lo! Was there not a ship 'pon the horizon?
A distant speck like hope Filbus was not forgotten?
Indeed, perhaps Bristlebane played a prank
It was in his nature, was it not?

Upon the ship the halflings made their way
into the underbelly, in search of food and booze
"Look!" Filbus exclaimed merrily, "the ship's bar!"
Alas... it was not a bar, but a LIBRARY