Juntsie offer prudent word of advice: do not trust anyting that not Troll.
Why in name of Grobb does Quisp-Troll want to go to gloomy elf forest and run around wit pale, scrawny elven nubnubs in forest like angry bixie? Especially when gorgeous, protected wetland swamp ripe for bashing? Quisp sniff too much swamp gas as child, Juntsie suspect.
Juntsie advise bashing in swamp, den going over to human east common land and working tunnel. Den go to tower of bone across ocean and bash there. Juntsie not figure out rest yet.
There is no need, whatsoever, for any humble, reasonable troll to bash in forest, unless Troll has fetish for dem wood elf female undergarment. Understandable if so.
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Juntsie Grobbstein (Green)
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