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Dear Big Sirk,

Could you please lock the thread, IP ban this fool, delete his items on stream, impregnate a woman, pre-name your babby Teako, convince her to abort and then fly the Qeynos flag at Iwo Jima.

When you're done all that we can kick back at Outback and eat some bloomins while we reminisce.

Your pal,

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