[FLASHBACK]
I was a bottle deep when the Dial Thugs showed up
They knew me well, I was a good customer
"We got a problem on our hands," they said
I'm a problem solver. Tell me what to do.
"There's a mark you need to kill. Kekephee."
They looked at me like they wanted me to ask why
But if there's one thing to know about me
I HATE questions.
I may have been drunk, but they don't know how well a Furyfoot holds his liquor
I played it cool, played it smart, got the terms
"Free Ports For Life"
No way I'm disagreeing with a bunch of armed thugs in my hobbit hole
when I'm half naked and shit-housed, Yola Sweetcookie waiting for me in bed..
I agree to their terms
Feels like a cold stone sinking down in my gut
Nothing else I could do but go back to bed with Yola..
I'd deal with this the next day.
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