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Old 07-24-2014, 09:51 PM
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Same- all the millenial "youtube/vine famous" just dont do it for me. They're all like that one kid in r&f who doesn't play on p99 but keeps posting bait. I tried to find the gawker article he referenced in the first place but couldn't so I read the whole thing on bodybuildingforums. Short version for those of us who don't want to listen to some weenus yap about "ewwww myyy gawwwwd what is wrong with peeeople":
-nude beach lots of alcohol
-woman sees her husband smoking pole
-they get on a sea-doo together
-she starts a fight
-he has to prove what a man he is so he throws her off the jetski
-4 times
-she hits her head on the 4th so when he offers to help her get on a 5th time, in a rare moment of clarity, she declines
-later, bitch! He leaves her stranded on a sandbar naked with a lifejacket on
-she swims back to shore and dies 4 days later
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Who gets back onto a jetski that many times after being intentionally thrown off of it haha