Farlik The Ogre Bard Fan Club!
'Lo 'ere! Meez 'eer t' speakz t' all meh fanz. Letz get right 'own t' buisness!
Firs'... Dat eez not Farlk in'at sex tape on'a internet. An', eef eet wuz I blame my love f'r the mead an' fine womenz.
Second... Peoplez be tippin' me wit' silvers, an' golds, an' plats... Farlik only takez da coppurz! Deyz shinee.
Third... Meez startin' a fan club. F'r some reason e'ery time I visit da League of Antonican Bards meez gitz a beat down... Meez gotz no clue why... Jus' Ogre hatin' meez guess. Time'a start a new union!
So, in conclusion-'ike.
-Dat wusn't (likely) meez.
-Coppurz eez shinee.
-Join meh!
Dank joo!
Farlk The Ogre Bard
|