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Old 07-20-2014, 03:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: Bensonhurst, Brooklyn
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Rust reviews on steam

1.Guy fed me then locked me in his house to be his sex slave. 10/10

2.Men with rocks that are naked kill you. Then men that aren't naked with machine guns kill you. Then you kill a man with your rock.

NOW YOU HAVE 2 ROCKS.


3.found someone sleeping in their house had fun with their sleeping body till they woke up and started screaming at me to get out of his house so i smashed his head in with a rock and kept his house.

10/10


4."Although it is in alpha the penis model is top notch"


5.I love this game, I built a house around a guys house and made him my prisoner, I fed him cans of tuna and cooked chicken when it was available, and some times I would drop in spare logs of wood(when they were available). The best part. he talks to me, keeps telling me his clans going to raid my structure and save him.. I simply respond with .” It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again” and by hose I mean I dump charcoal on him.
-Great game hope the servers come up soon, I think my pet may need to eat.

-Maniken