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Originally Posted by Drakaris
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1- I am in Australia
2- I have a family
3- I already have friends
4- Sorry, I don't have time to hang out with P1999 E-nerds...
5- I ain't ripped, but I am solid - did a set of 8 of 320 lb on the pec deck after not having done weights in over a year and I would probably crush any of you nerds IRL, not that it matters in the US since everyone has a gun anyways. My brother is ripped and came first in his weight/height category in NSW INBA Championship a year or two ago.
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Originally Posted by compulsion
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6. I just passed James Deen as the most highly sought after male porn star.
7. The only Americans I hang out with are George Clooney and Brad Pitt.
8. It is for your own safety, as I am constantly surrounded by an entourage of Yakuza hitmen.
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9. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Drakaris
10. Drakaris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
11. Drakaris can cut through a hot knife with butter
12. Drakaris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.