Explaining EQ To My Wife Makes Me Sound Latently Gay
"NO HONEY! I CAN'T COME TO DINNER YET! The magical pegasus I have been trying to spawn all day is up! He drops a magical levitation cloak!"
"NOOOO! Just a few more spawns before bed, honey! I finally got this camp... Basically, a really rare ancient cyclops drops this ring which I give to a magical gnome who gives me enchanted boots that help me run fast!"
"This is Kedge... Yes honey, we're beating up sharks with our bare hands."
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