I remember the good days.
Lazy days in the Vale.
Yola Sweetcookie waking me up with fresh baked choco chip cookies... n more
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Before I took up the blade and followed my ancestral calling as a Furyfoot.
yes I remember these
The starlight glimmering in the thicket, before the goblin menace appeared
When I was an ignorant child, putting a knife into an orc's stomach
and that was all I was worried about
Whose stomach was I knifing
not praying to the God FTE
or firing petitions like lightning arrows from my deadly bow
Back then I drank brandy by the bottle
and churned out love letters to the blonde wood elf who gave me a SoW
Back then my armor was rusty and uncomfortable
it was hard to shake my dick when the enemy came calling
But now those days are done.
My dick shakes like a Tremor around the world
My armors are shiny and strong like a good whore's personality
And Yola...
She doesn't bake me any more choco cookies
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