My wife had a cousin who got like serious chemical burns when he was a toddler taking a pee sitting down on a walmart toilet. I guess they had dumped too much of the industrial strength toxic waste they use to melt down whatever the 400 lb truckers are pinching off in there, toilet got clogged and overflowed when he flushed...basically 3rd degree burns all over his undercarriage.
So yeah I'll take Wendy's.
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