[nalkin]

Some examples of writing:

Abacab:
"and you're fat as fuck and rip 4chan meme and catchphrases like it's your own modus operandi, so what is your point?

Stop acting cool by pretending to be disinterested and above the fray when you're literally reading every little word that is said on this post, as evident by your need to bump the shit back up to the top. So with that being said stop being a failtroll and go back to playing your game, you have no place in R&F."

"Sup Koota, I couldn't hear you talk, I was busy out dpsing your shit guild in hate and watching you cast human illusion in a near Orwellian panic in the EC tunnel because your consistent fear of me bringing Rinna to crash the party.

Oh and how's life? Still wearing those polos and weighing 98 lbs when wet? You get laid yet man, or are you still scouring facebook for those public profiles hoping for a AIM S/N?"


Hasbinbad:
"I made it through 1a (taught by a man-hating witch) with a B, and have additionally been trained in several forms of professional communication specifically entailing the written communication of dense technical material in a manner which is easily understandable by the lay person. I think I'll go ahead and trust the 3.7 GPA I've earned in those classes (rendered unto me by some fairly strict Ph.D.'s - who's job it was to critique my writing style and clarity), rather than your offhand and biased opinion. ..unless of course you were being ironic. kthxbyela~"

"Oh dear, I would not fit in with Alawen's circle of friends. Whatever shall I do now? I should just snuff it, because life is no longer worth living. I shall never enjoy the posh pleasures that await me in his 100% whole-grain and bean-sprout kitchen. Oh the horror. I'll never enjoy the pleasures of tofurkey sandwiches with bean-sprout paste on sprouted-grain gluten-free bread!! Oh noes!!

Look dude, all I'm saying is that judging by your like-minded forum posting, it looks like you guys would make a compatible sex couplet. I'm not judging based on gender at all whatsoever, I just think you guys seem compatible. I might be wrong, who knows? I think you guys should check it out before you knock it tho."