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Originally Posted by Metallikus
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try to visualize:
one giant fat kid (TMO)
nineteen skinny kids (each representing every other guild on the server)
there are 100 twinkies placed on the table each month.
typically the giant fat kid eats 81 of these twinkies.
the other nineteen twinkies are divided evenly among the nineteen skinny kids so that they get one twinkie each.
Then a new kid shows up (representing a newly founded guild that wants to join the rotation).
The giant fat kid boasts that in order for things to be fair, the new kid should get some of the twinkies that the skinny kids share instead of sharing one of his 81 twinkies.
This is why it is so funny when TMO tries to act like they care about anyone but themselves.
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Except the fat kid works all day and stays up all night earning money to buy his Twinkies.
The nineteen skinny kids have no jobs, and spend their welfare checks on booze and drugs. They use whatever is left over to buy themselves one Twinkie each.