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Old 06-28-2014, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Metallikus [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
try to visualize:

one giant fat kid (TMO)
nineteen skinny kids (each representing every other guild on the server)

there are 100 twinkies placed on the table each month.

typically the giant fat kid eats 81 of these twinkies.
the other nineteen twinkies are divided evenly among the nineteen skinny kids so that they get one twinkie each.

Then a new kid shows up (representing a newly founded guild that wants to join the rotation).
The giant fat kid boasts that in order for things to be fair, the new kid should get some of the twinkies that the skinny kids share instead of sharing one of his 81 twinkies.

This is why it is so funny when TMO tries to act like they care about anyone but themselves.
This.
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