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Old 09-29-2010, 01:42 AM
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Rivervale was and always will be the scariest game in EverQuest
Always found it to be the funnest zone to hunt in. First it's all happyhappyhappyhappy there, then you chop down some assling, the music stops for a moment for the course of the violence and brutalities... and then it starts over like nothing ever happened.

*Trumpets and happy music playing, dum di dum...*
Auto-attack on.
*Music cuts off.*
You slash a halfling grandmother for 96 points of damage.
You have slain a halfling grandmother!
Blahblah could not possibly get any worse.
Blehbleh could not possibly get any better.
-- You have looted the crappy silver and copper the assling granny gets for retirement. --
*Trumpets start again, happiness resumes.*

Altho I kind of recall laughing my ass off in guildchat about the halfling grandmother/grandfather not giving a faction hit. Like nobody cares.
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