[Kekephee]

I'm a terrible bard, probably the worst BDA has ever seen. We don't like to air these things publically, because it undermines our image of strong and unity, but Chest actually forms the raid groups personally, picking each member of each group according to their class and what they offer to the group, and in my case he factors me in as if I were a 46 ranger. I'm beyond even death tough fodder, he makes me autofollow a cleric singing my mana song and forbids me from touching any other buttons or typing in guild chat. If I talk in vent he sighs really, really loud before answering me.