I just went to the cookie isle of my local supermarket, and MUCH TO MY SURPRISE, they now carry Tim Tams!!! Woot!
Tim Tams are one of two essential ingredients of a
Tim Tam Slam, which is one of the ultimate yums of all time!!
Similarly good:
* pulverized cash
* pussy
* liquid power
* world peace
RUN to your store and FORCE them to carry these, and DO IT!