[Nirgon]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

1. Get change from couch.
2. Shop lift a Simply Lemonade.
3. Buy a liter of the shittiest Vodka you can find with couch account money.
4. Find an alley
5. Sit in a pile of discarded furniture, rotten food, and broken glass.
6. Drink all contents in under 20 minutes.
7. Leer at women who walk by while rubbing hands together quickly.
8. Pass out in the pile of shit.
9. Go home and log out of mom's ChristianMingle account.
10. Log into Norrath.